Amitabh Bachchan – “He retired? What does that mean?’
Abhishek Bachchan – “Hang on there Arjun! Even I haven’t made it to the big league yet.”
Amir Khan – “Who is retiring next? I hope it will be before the Dhoom 3 release?”
Kiran Rao (who?) – “I hope Amir doesn’t keep that T-shirt on till the next retirement.”
Ram Gopal Verma – “I will make a movie on his life.”
Sanjay Leela Bhansali – “Ram Leela is my ode to him.”
Gautam Gambhir – “I will carry forward his legacy.” (He actually tweeted this though it seems)
Darren Sammy – “He retired but my team got gratuity from the BCCI.”
Puneri cricket fan – “I bought the season ticket for 5 days and match got over in 2.5 days.I want a refund.”
ACP Pradyuman – “Kuch to gadbad hai Daya. kuch to gadbad hai!”
Arun Lal – “He is dewy eyed. That reminds me. Did the dew factor play a role in his wicket?”
Kohli – “No more weight on my shoulders BC!”
Wife – “I heard the speech was nice. What time are you going for the match tomorrow?”
Not Cricket 